(Outdated)Seychelles and the Sane Wannabe Fangirls

Sep 5, 201410 min read

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Published: Sep 5, 2014

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Update : If you are new to this rant, then I hope you are not easily offended. I wrote this when I was really pissed off with the fangirls that tried to force me to be like them, or else I'd be called a hater. And even one of them gave me a long rant on how I shouldn't hate her, even when I simply say I don't like her. I have to admit I was acting childish, but I'm not in need to delete the rant, in hope tht people know how to behave in the fandom and just chill (ironic, I know) I really want to erase the mind-set of "hate everyone who dislike my favourite fictional character" I hope you can understand, and I'm sorry if I offend you!

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Okay, you know what? I think it's time to finally speak out my opinion. First of all, I wanted to ask ALL of you in Hetalia fandom something.

Do YOU consider yourself as a 'sane hetalia fangirls'?

If YES and you're not much of a douchebag [which I doubt]. Then this rant is perfectly for you! I'm going to explain lots of things, but usually this shitty sane wannabe fangirls in APH Fandom.

And if you stay with me until the end and I kinda open your mind, then that's good. Okay so first, let's talk about this sensitive topic :

Seychelles.

Let's be honest, I DISLIKE her. And if you think that I'm a dumb yaoi fangirl or maybe I'm just jealous of her. WELL Sir! Congratulation because you are those sane wannabe fangirls //coughstereotypescough

And so, I'm going to explain this shitty shits stereotypes that I'll find from the fangirls!

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"Why does people hate Seychelles so much? I mean she's so adorable yada yada yada IDGAF"

Well, Ms. Toonie Wootsie, actually no one really is. Have you ever see someone screaming their guts off that they hate Seychelles in internet? Or maybe seeing a rant about how they hated her?

NO.

If you google "APH Seychelles Hates" You'll get dozens of angry asses ranter from tumblr, fanfiction.net, demotivational poster, or deviantArt explaining WHY you shouldn't hate seychelles ~~more like why you should like Seychelles so I won't call you a dumb yaoi fangirl~~

Look, in the past years [Which I'm not in the Hetalia Fandom just yet] I guess there are many fans hated Seychelles because she is paired with that Queen of Eyebrow England, AND any other gay victim characters in that show.

But I guess when I entered the fandom people already start this illness of being a SANE WANNABE FANGIRLS or maybe a GIRLS CHARACTER LOVER BECAUSE I'M SUCH A PROFESSIONAL type.

And it SPREADED all across the Hetalia fandom.

Creepy, huh?

Look, we all know half of the internet users are either newbies, douchebags or cowards. And many people here have no idea how to 'behave' or 'what to do' in the Hetalia fandom.

They do NOT wanted to look different in this APH fandom with having a different opinion. So they follow everyone else, aka they started to be : Claiming everyone else who hates the girls characters are weaboo, or claiming that they are a sane fangirl.

It's pretty sad.

But, as for I. I hate Seychelles because of two things :

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<da:thumb id="397726253"/> Her personality

Let's just talk about B.

We all know that Seychelles' personality is just plain shitty. She is the worst personality that Hidekaz ever create. Maybe I would like her at first [Yes, at first when I have no idea there are shitty fans] IF her personality is not oh so innocent or just plain mary sue.

Yup, MARY SUE.

Look, mary sue is not just being "good at everything". But by "doing nothing and useless but attracted all of the opposite genders" is a mary sue too.

(But I think England can be called a gary stu too, but hey! There is no fangirl trying to kill me if I don't like him, so meh!)

I just hated it, if there's anyone creating a character good at everything/simply innocent and they look like a mary sue, THEN THE ABILITY OF CANNOT COOKING IS THE LIFE SAVER!

England? British, Charming, Popular, etc. BUT CANT COOK.

My Lovely Class Leader's main character? Beautiful, pretty, popular, strong enough to break a tight rope with her hand because she used to be a bitch, etc. BUT CANT COOK.

Seychelles? Can't do anything but creating a souvenir but still got all of the gay victim hetalia characters. BUT CANT COOK.

AND YES, I know that Seychelles supposed to be us, I'll explain when the time is right.

Even though the white washed is not HER fault [Like hell, none of this is her fault she is a fictional character for God sake] But Studio Deen probably was high or maybe they just stated 'Ey, we wanted to go home and have some cookies, and finding the right African skin color is too shity for us, let's just give her a white pinkish western skin color'

..maybe though.. that's what I think of them.

Let's not forget her 'cute kawaii desu god lover omg mamma mia mon dieu oh tuhan ya tuhan voice'. Maybe if Yui Hirasawa from K-On or Tomoko's BFF from Watamote have the 'CKDGLMMMDOTYT' voice, I don't give a fuck about it. Why?

Becauseeee there is NO fangirl who tried to force me to like THEM!

And so, I dislike Seychelles' character song too. CALM DOWN MAH MATE, it's just an opinion! It's better than me proving all of your bullshits at the same time in this journal!

Aight, so I know Seychelles supposed to be us in that Video Game. But the bad news is, I never play that game!

And maybe if I watched it in youtube with an english translation, I would like her. Even though deep inside I know her personality is shitty

[Like Hetalia, it's pretty much against history but I still like it, so I need no logical reason why I like it OR shoving other people to like it]

BUT I can't think Seychelles is me (Like you ALL do) because I've seen this shitty fangirls wiping their shit around other people's faces to like Seychelles. And immidiately, I hate Seychelles, thanks to them. Yes.

And so, I know ALL of you who like Seychelles and the other Girls character are the ones who thinks that the girls characters are them, such as if you paired Seychelles with Prince Charming England, you think it's you but in another form. [Pretty much like reader inserts]

You know what? I DONT CARE if you think that Seychelles is you. Hell! IDGAF to it! If you're happy with it then why should I care? But the thing is,

PLEASE STOP SHOVING YOUR SHITS ON PEOPLE'S FACES TO LIKE THE GIRLS CHARACTERS.

And stop saying "OMG!!! POOR SEYCHELLES TO GET ALL THE HATES!" or "Why does people hate her so much? //sighs she's a cute character FTW*!" or "LULUL, HATERZ GONNA HATEZ"

* : Yes, you think she is cute because you like her. You like her because you think she is you. And you think she is you because you like a certain gay victim character in APH. So shut the fuck UP!

So that's pretty much it for this section, and let's continue to the next one

[Relax, there will be only two since I really need to know your feedback and I don't want to bore you with this long explanation]

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"Let's protect the female character guys!!!! Those who dislikes them are just haters!!! ((duh)) AND A WEABOO!"

Okay, okay, what?

You're creating a group here in deviantArt, while suffocating other people to like Hetalia just because you do. And you call someone else who has a different opinion from you a weaboo?

YOU'RE THE WEABOO

Seriously? Protecting a FICTIONAL CHARACTER? Calling other fans' names just because they dislike a FICTIONAL CHARACTER?

Dude, if you have NO idea what weaboo is. Then don't fucking say it. You got mad just because someone dislike a fictional character. You team up with other people so you can insult someone who dislike a fictional character.

You rant about someone who dislike a fictional character. Don't you see? You're the weaboo. Yes, a weaboo 2014 version; which is known as sane wannabe fangirls.

it's okay to be a bit weabooey in the inside (since we all are with multi pairing ourself with lots of characters, with a slightly mary sue character in our head)

So why do you need to call someone a weaboo for that? I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. Seriously. Get over it.

They are only a fictional character, including SEYCHELLES

And before you're going to comment of how I rant about a fictional character too. I need to stop your shitting. First of all, I'm ranting about a character's personality. And second, I am ranting mostly about the shitty fangirls, who I just saw on I hate Seychelles Group. Who keeps being themselves by IT.

And this Shitty Seychelles Vocaloid Copier Wannabe Fanfiction

And the comments? Even more stupid, bunch of idiot stereotypes who can't even be themselves. A bunch of idiots who think that they are a professional and they sound cool by commenting THAT.

And I just.. founded my breast ache with rage and wanted to smash their skulls onto the wall and regretted it afterwards.

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So that's why, after many months of holding back, I finally do this.. I was planning on making another account because I'm scared what other people think of me.

But I guess that doesn't matter, I'll do what I want. And I am crazy enough to think I can change the fandom's mentality.

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